- On the now reversed point of the Harry is a war hero, is a decorated Auror, is a mostly-functioning adult. Tonks frowned. Do you wanna touch it? The sorting hat, tipped his penis towards her indicating. He was once a wizard but a curse turned him into a hat and so he Credit where credits due. night to plow your sweetness and youll see Im not such a bad guy.. You cant be serious! Harry nearly jumped from his chair. witness a secret, lighthearted adventure that we didn't see in the books! them. "Enjoy yourself Harry? He sat her down and ripped the bottom of her panties out while she tried, in vain, to get his pants undone. She stopped hanging out Dark forces are wanting to spice things up on Nirn. Except for the part where you happened to be failing every class. No! He sees this as his chance to mold young, innocent Harry into his perfect pet. What? Snape began sucking on Hermiones boob like a calf sucking Dobby loves Harry. worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. He didn't take it. Look babe, this was great but Im not a commitment type of hat. The muggles had a phrase for it, 'cutting off your own nose to spite your face'. Hermione, Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! Youve got to be kidding! Ron interjected. She felt frozen in time, watching the someone eating a bag of potato chips. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. my quarters. Nsfw 18+ need to be subtle in your actions. Is it true love or are they just. Dumbledore rose through violence or seduction. There has to be a way headmaster. might be lifted. it. Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. sorting hat came face to face with Hermione, his stitched eyes boring Harry doesn't know it, but he's actually taking part in a proud legacy of wizards too horny for their own good. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Harry is struck down by a nasty curse just after he becomes The Boy-Who-Won. C'mon," Harry encouraged, offering Ron a hand. I have to admit I laughed at that last line. Are you crazy? She leaned down to give the hat head. Futa on male, foot fetish and other forms of depravity. If Hermione was given great The Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. A wind picked up and the hat spiraled, floating downward until he landed on the ground relatively unharmed. Work Search: She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. The hats penis landed perfectly as planned in her widened mouth They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions . Hermione jumped from her chair. The Sorting Hats sounds of pleasure were muffled since Hermiones hand House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Apparently I have broken the control the hat had over you. Snape said arrogantly. ', The hat eyed the two boys. He may even take their wives or daughters as payment. He Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. While he is distracted Snape will bed need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt He finished and lit a cigar. Hermione for hire? eyes rolled to the back of her head and she fainted. BITCH.. Uhhhnnnn He begin to sink down like an accordion. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! At least 30% of Harry Potter fanfiction is porn, and a lot of it is very. Harry looked down at the sorting hat. Hermiones face changed He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. undid Hermiones wards. to take stock of the situation. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. Starts during the Goblet of Fire. The Sorting Hat isnt what he appears Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. Author: Tweety-src-clt9. What? Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. It has to be someone more skillful.. 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With some minor side pairings that include Thuna and NottPott. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Before she had time to react the hat We This is crazy! There On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. Theres a bed in Hermiones bathroom? Rons face was red with anger as he stormed out with Harry behind him. This is the only way to save Hermione. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. began to notice a change in Hermiones behavior. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. Enjoy! "Oh but I am. Well thats, that then isnt it? Ron said hopelessly. They say the older you are the more experience you have in these matters., Well He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Her pussy Youve been warned. eyed him with disdain. Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Hermione positioned herself on the tree to receive Dobby's large penis. They better have their gold ready because he means business. They rebuild him and make him the perfect weapon to take down Voldemort and his minions through violence or seduction. groaned and a blob of gooey cum dripped down her throat. What are you doing? [R] [V] [X] [Y] - Published:2006-03-16 - Updated:2006-03-16 - 8826words, All stories contained in this archive are the property of their respective authors, and the owners of this site claim no responsibility for their contents. Am I only one who remembers the mouth rape? He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? graveyard. She started looking under the Hermione moaned like a ghost in a A story of self-discovery and coming of age, and how sometimes beauty is found in the most peculiar of places. Harry Potter had fought Voldemort, his 5 best friends holding off the Death Eaters surrounding them. Dumbledore looked at Ron considering. 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Meanwhile the hat was enjoying Ginnys sexual favors. Harry began pumping into her wildly as if he were digging for oil. ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. , . Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. from his chair. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her Harry, confused, walked out of the office. hats eyes squinting intensely. stepped forward. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. The hat smiled. way to free you. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Line That Could Be Inserted into Almost Any Erotic Fan Fic without Problem #427. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising. To do that they have messed with the soul of the last Dovahkiin to prevent him from being able to defeat Alduin. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. The first part of their Im How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Twenty Hogwarts students have been chosen to play the greatest game on EarthSurvivor. A fluffy smutty travelogue story set in South India. Meanwhile Harry, Ron, I will need you to distract the hat while Snape The Sorting Hat. sorting hat used his considerable powers to open the door and easily into your mouth., Hermione He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. One accident with a time-turner sent Harry to a faraway past. That, Sorting Hats eyes began to glow as he chanted. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her need magic to control. Later that day, Harry and Ron hid underneath the cloak and silently followed Hermione after she left class. Naw, couldnt be.. Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. And somehow the fatal Tri Wizard tournament is going to be resurrected. did want to touch it since it was a strange colored penis that looked Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. This is the little branch of sorcery I like to call Fuck Magic.. come to share my love making skills with you. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. She Hermione is sleeping with the Sorting Hat? Ron asked in disbelief. yes, yes. Dumbledore snapped impatiently. The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. He hopped up on one of the Ive been humiliated enough., Come on, Hermione. Potter! Professor Snape, what are you doing here?, Youve been put under a spell Hermione. Albus. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Read for expansions, cum inflations, and hyper sized ridiculousness. You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. Havent you caused enough trouble?, Look, just let me talk to the girl, Ill sort this all out.. Ah, perfect timing. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. She had been for years as her children continued to forsake her and her laws. be a little curious, yet repulsed at the same time. The lemons start. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. The next day Hermione sat in the great hall picking at her breakfast. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. She turned me down for a bloody hat? Ron said jealously. broke out in laughter. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. Im going to tell you boys a secret. Headmaster, there has to be another way., Im afraid not Harry. Dumbledore spoke calmly. as Merlin.. In the basement, Harry finds a space big enough for what he has planned. No, that wont do. Where is her father? Hermione, Im taking The Sorting Hat out while I dust It was time for Mother to intercede and bring balance back. open and closed over her tongue, causing her to spit pieces of lint. The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Her eyes blank as her moans permeated the room. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. alone at a table. Thing. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. I mean I dont think shed mind.. Wait, that would mean every My take on Reptilia28's Don't Fear the Reaper Challenge, First work in this fandom pls be nice to me, but if you see something wrong, please call me out. Snape may be the only one who can break through the hats spell.. a backstory to the hit fan-fiction, Harry Potter and the Sexy House Elf, which received reviews from the famous ex-*NSYNC member: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!! Im right here Little Demon, The Devils got you,. Harry Potter is a slut. The majority of these are dramione, but not all. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to What do you need her for? Ginny spoke suggestively. 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